Saat ada telpon masuk, Amerika tidak lagi menggunakan hp, tapi memegang kancing bajunya dan berbicara.
Orang Indonesia heran “Wuih gila loe yach, bisa kayak gitu”
Orang jepang langsung nyeletuk, “Wach punyaku lebih gila lagi nich….”dan kemudian dengan jari jempol dan kelinking orang jepang itu menelpon rekannya, ck..ck…’ memang gila nich…,”kata orang indonesia itu dengan rasa kagumnya. akhirnya orang indonesia ini bingung, apa yang akan ditunjukkan kepada kedua rekannya itu.

Tiba-tiba orang indonesia ini menggetarkan badannya dan matanya merem melek. orang amrik dan jepang bingung, lantas bertanya,” hi..hi… kamu sedang ngapain…..”
“Hus diam !!! fax sedang masuk nich….!!!” kata orang indonesia

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Jangan menjadi biasa saja, untuk sukses anda harus spesial dan mempunyai nilai lebih
Yang anda butuhkan untuk meraih cita2 adalah keinginan kuat yang akan membawa anda menjadi pekerja keras

Mereka yang terlalu berhati-hati sebelum mengambil satu langkah akan menghabiskan seluruh hidup nya dalam satu langkah kak

Tak mengapa jika orang-orang mengatakan kita masih hijau dan kecil karena itu pertanda masih ada harapan untuk tumbuh dan berkembang dan juga tak mengapa jika orang menganggap kita sudah matang selagi kita tidak merasa matang dan besar sendiri karena jika demikian maka akan sulit untuk tumbuh & berkembang lagi dan itu berarti tinggal menunggu busuk dan jatuhnya

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Sabar adalah fondasi horizontal yang membangun keakraban dengan sesama manusia, sedangkan sholat adalah bangunan yang vertikal yang mengakrabkannya dengan yang Maha Kuat dan Maha Perkasa.

Seseorang yang pikirannya dipenuhi banyak gagasan dan rencana cerdas tetapi tidak pernah mencoba merealisasikannya menjadi sebuah karya nyata , maka dia adalah orang yang tidak pernah berguna.

Rendah hatilah! Engkau menjadi seperti bintang, dia berada tinggi di langit. Tetapi di permukaan air, dia tampak rendah.

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Kepada Status Selebritis, vokalis Nidji, Giring mengatakan konsep video klip terbarunya memiliki konsep yang sangat menarik bernuansa anak muda. Video klip itu menggambarkan indahnya masa-masa bercinta di usia muda.

Berlatar belakang sebuah gedung yang penuh dengan gambar grafiti, pasangan anak muda bersepeda dengan penuh semangat mengejar cita dan cinta yang diidamkan. Ia pun berpesan agar setiap pasangan menjaga cinta mereka hingga tua, bahkan sampai maut memisahkan mereka.

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Cinta sebenarnya tidak buta. Cinta adalah sesuatu yang murni, luhur dan diperlukan.
Yang buta adalah bila cinta itu menguasai dirimu tanpa suatu pertimbangan.

Bukan laut namanya jika airnya tidak berombak, bukan cinta namanya jika perasaan tidak pernah terluka,
bukan kekasih namanya jika hatinya tidak pernah merasa rindu dan cemburu.

Dalam sebuah percintaan, janganlah kamu sesali perpisahan tetapi sesalilah pertemuan.
Karena tanpa pertemua tidak akan ada perpisahan. Menikahlah dengan orang yang lebih mencintai diri kita
daripada kita mencintai diri orang itu. Itu lebih baik daripada menikahi orang yang kita cintai tetapi tidak menyintai
diri kita karena adalah lebih mudah mengubah pendirian diri sendiri daripada mengubah pendirian orang lain.

Cinta bukanlah dari kata-kata tetapi dari segumpal keinginan diberi pada hati yang memerlukan.
Tangisan juga bukanlah pengobat cinta karena ia tidak mengerti perjalanan hati nurani.
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Studi ‘Who Says What To Whom on Twitter?’ (siapa mengatakan apa kepada siapa di Twitter?) Yahoo Research ini pun menganalisa 260 juta tweet. Tweet yang diteliti adalah yang berisi alamat yang dipendekkan (bit.ly) yang dikirim ke Twitter pada jangka waktu 28 Juli 2009 – 8 Maret 2010.

Hasil penelitian ini: pengguna Twitter bukanlah orang-orang ‘gaul’. Pengguna-pengguna ini cenderung tak mengikuti seseorang yang telah mengikutinya, hanya 22% ‘hubungan’ di Twitter benar-benar dua arah. Selain itu terungkap, banyak orang hanya mengikuti kelompoknya sendiri.

Misalnya, selebriti hanya mau mendengar teman selebritinya, dan blogger hanya mau mendengar teman sesama bloggernya. Studi Yahoo ini juga mengungkap, jejaring sosial memang lebih demokratis dibanding media konvensional. Selain itu, jejaring sosial merupakan refleksi akurat dari minat dan cita rasa pribadi seseorang di dunia nyata.

Semua orang pasti kagum pada upaya Facebook untuk mengumpulkan semua emosi manusia ke dalam ‘Like’. Namun, CEO agen media sosial BrandGlue, Jeff Wildman, menemukan, 88% pengguna yang menekan tombol ‘Like’ selebriti atau suatu perusahaan, pengguna itu tak akan pernah kembali ke halaman itu.

Selain itu, mengikuti akun Twitter selebriti tak berarti kita benar-benar ‘menyukai’ mereka. Firma riset Twitalyzer mengungkap kesimpulan mengejutkan, kebanyakan selebriti yang diikuti penggemarnya bukanlah orang yang dianggap paling berpengaruh.

Nah, apakah kesimpulan riset ini juga berlaku untuk di Indonesia?

Sumber : inilah.com

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Permohonan penjatuhan talak satu itu telah didaftarkan Aa Gym melalui kuasa hukumnya, Jaenal SH, MH dengan No Registrasi 845/Pdt-G/2011/PA Bandung, tertanggal 14 Maret 2011. sidang perdana perkara  tersebut bakal digelar pada Selasa (19/4) mendatang secara tertutup.

“Yang mengajukan adalah KH Abdullah Gymnastiar. Perkara ini termasuk permohonan cerai talak dari suami untuk istri, dalam hal ini Ninih Mutmainah,” jelas Jubir PA Bandung, Acep Syaifuddin.

Menurut Acep yang juga menjadi hakim ketua sidang perceraian tersebut, kedua orang yang sedang berperkara itu secara prinsip diharapkan dapat hadir langsung di persidangan.

Pasalnya, sidang perdana akan mengupayakan proses perdamaian, termasuk menunjuk mediatornya.

Disinggung penyebab perceraian keduanya, apakah sudah beda prinsip sehingga sering bertengkar, Acep tak mau banyak berkomentar karena dianggap termasuk pokok perkara.

Sebelumnya, kabar perceraian di antara Aa Gym dan Teh Ninih sudah merebak pada akhir 2010. Adalah sahabat pendiri Ponpes Daarut Tauhid itu, yakni KH Miftah Farid yang menyatakannya.

“Saya sudah mengecek ke Teh Ninih dua tiga hari lalu bahwa memang sudah jatuh talak. Saya kira secara lisan, ” tandasnya saat dihubungi via ponsel pada Kamis (30/12/2010) petang.

Sebelumnya, dia memang menghubungi Teh Ninih untuk memastikan kabar yang diterimanya. Meski sudah berpisah, hubungan kedua figur tersebut kini lebih bersifat kekeluargaan.

Dari Aa Gym, Farid mengaku bahwa keputusan tersebut dianggap sebagai jalan terbaik di antara keduanya. “Saya sudah komunikasi singkat, ini merupakan jalan terbaik meskipun pahit, daripada sebagai suami istri,” kata Ketua MUI Kota Bandung itu.

Miftah Farid tak mau berkomentar apakah langkah Aa Gym itu terkait dengan poligami yang dilakukannya dengan menikahi Alfarini Eridani alias Teh Rini pada 2006.

Pada 2009, isu perceraian itu pun sempat merebak sebelum meredup kembali karena dibantah. Pasangan Aa Gym dan Teh Ninih menikah pada 1987 dan telah dikaruniai tujuh orang anak.

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The official start of his second White House bid comes 20 months before the November 2012 election.

“We’ve always known that lasting change wouldn’t come quickly or easily. It never does,” the Democrat said in an e-mail to supporters announcing his candidacy. “But as my administration and folks across the country fight to protect the progress we’ve made — and make more — we also need to begin mobilizing for 2012, long before the time comes for me to begin campaigning in earnest.”

He told them he was filing the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission, and directed them to his new campaign website where a launch video featured clips from supporters talking about their continued backing of the Democrat.

“I don’t agree with Obama on everything but I respect him and I trust him,” Ed from North Carolina says, delivering what’s certain to become a key part of the president’s pitch as he tries to re-energize liberals who have criticized some of his policies and independents who have fled from him in his first term.

Obama’s announcement comes just weeks after the commander in chief directed U.S. military operations to a third major warfront, Libya, and days after the post-recession economy showed more signs of a rebound with a report that the still high unemployment rate had fallen to 8.8 percent.

Widely expected, the procedural step of launching a campaign was planned to coincide with the second fundraising quarter of the year. Filing paperwork will allow the president to begin raising money in earnest for what advisers hope will be a record-breaking haul of more than $1 billion for his campaign, which is based in Chicago. That begins this month; he’s slated to visit major money venues of Chicago, New York and Los Angeles in the coming weeks.

Obama faces no primary challenger.

On the other side, the race for the GOP presidential nomination is just getting under way; more than a dozen Republicans are considering seeking the chance to challenge Obama in the next election. Only a few have taken the initial steps toward a candidacy, though several more are expected to this month. It’s a wide open race with no clear front-runner.

Nevertheless, Obama said he’s not taking anything for granted.

“We’re doing this now because the politics we believe in does not start with expensive TV ads or extravaganzas, but with you — with people organizing block-by-block, talking to neighbors, co-workers, and friends. And that kind of campaign takes time to build,” he said in the e-mail.

“So even though I’m focused on the job you elected me to do, and the race may not reach full speed for a year or more, the work of laying the foundation for our campaign must start today,” Obama added. He directed them to the new red, white and blue website for what he said was “a campaign that’s farther-reaching, more focused, and more innovative than anything we’ve built before.”

The website features Obama’s new campaign logo — 2012 with the rising sun in the background, a version of his 2008 campaign logo — and announces that the campaign is kicking off.

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“We’re opening up offices, unpacking boxes, and starting a conversation with supporters like you to help shape our path to victory, and this is where you say you’re in,” it says, urging people to organize and donate.

The video is a montage of testimonials from a demographically diverse group of backers who intend to stay involved in this campaign.

“It needs to reflect the changes that we’ve seen in the last two-and-a-half years,” says Katherine from Colorado. “Then we had an underdog senator. Nobody thought that he had a chance. And now he’s the president.”

Gladys from Nevada adds: “We’re not leaving it up to chance” and “It’s an election that we have to win.”

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The rebels managed to take part of the oil town of Brega the day before, aided by an international air campaign that NATO says has already destroyed nearly a third of Gadhafi’s weaponry, but the rocket and artillery salvos unleashed on the rebels indicates the government’s offensive capabilities remain very much intact.

“When you see this, the situation is very bad. We cannot match their weapons,” said Kamal Mughrabi, 64, a retired soldier who joined the rebel army. “If the planes don’t come back and hit them we’ll have to keep pulling back.”

Rebel attempts to fire rockets and mortars against the government forces were met with aggressive counter bombardments that sent many of the rebel forces scrambling back all the way to the town of Ajdabiya, dozens of miles (kilometers) away. There did not appear to be any immediate response from the international aircraft patrolling the skies that have aided the rebels in the past.

Early on Tuesday, however, there was an airstrike against a convoy of eight government vehicles advancing toward rebel positions, rebel officer Abdel-Basset Abibi said, citing surveillance teams.

Brig. Gen. Mark Van Uhm of NATO said Tuesday its aerial onslaught has so far destroyed 30 percent of the Gadhafi’s weapons. On Monday alone, the alliance carried out 14 attacks on ground targets across the country, destroying radars, munitions dumps, armored vehicles and a rocket launcher

Rebel forces have been helped by the arrival on the front of more trained soldiers and heavier weapons, but they are still struggling to match the more experienced and better equipped government troops, even with the aid of airstrikes.

The government has softened its public stance against any compromise that would end the fighting, but government spokesman Moussa Ibrahim said late Monday that any changes must be led by Gadhafi, who has ruled the country for more than four decades.

“We could have any political system, any changes: constitution, election, anything, but the leader has to lead this forward,” he said in Tripoli.

“Don’t decide our future from abroad, give us a proposal for change from within,” Ibrahim said, chastising Western powers who have a “personal problem with the leader” and economic interests they believe would be better served if Gadhafi’s government collapsed.

The comments were unlikely to appease the rebels fighting to oust the Libyan leader who has a legacy of brutality. Any long-term settlement poses tough questions about the fate of Gadhafi’s family and the new leader of a post-Gadhafi nation, and the opposition has rejected any solution that would involved one of his sons taking power.

The head of the African Union, meanwhile, voiced his support for Gadhafi, calling for the end to foreign interference into what he called an internal Libyan problem.

Teodoro Obiang Nguema 69-year-old president of Equatorial Guinea described Western military efforts to enforce a no-fly zone over Libya as a “so-called humanitarian intervention.”

But elsewhere in the world, the rebels saw success in their efforts to establish an internationally recognized government in eastern Libya, forging tighter links with Britain and Italy, both potentially major markets for Libyan oil. Italy offered diplomatic recognition to the Libyan opposition council on Monday, becoming the third country to do so after France and Qatar.

Shipping data provider Lloyd’s Intelligence, meanwhile, confirmed that a Greek-owned tanker is on its way to Libya pick up an oil shipment, the first in almost three weeks.

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Actress Ashley Judd’s new memoir sheds light on her shocking past, which includes growing up in a drug-fueled environment and suffering sexual abuse as a child, RadarOnline.com reports.

Judd’s book, ‘All That Is Bitter & Sweet,’ was released today, and the actress reveals some shocking secrets about the country-singing family in the book.

“My mother, while she was transforming herself into the country legend Naomi Judd, created an origin myth for the Judds that did not match my reality,” she writes.

“She and my sister [Wynonna] have been quoted as saying that our family put the ‘fun’ in dysfunction. I wondered: ‘Who, exactly, was having all the fun? What was I missing?’”

From revealing lies her mother told about about Wynonna’s real father to allegations of child neglect, Judd doesn’t hold much back in her shocking book.

“I was taught to believe that our lifestyle was normal and never to question it or complain, even when I was left alone for hours, sometimes days at a time, or when I was passed without warning to yet another relative,” she writes, adding that “there was always marijuana inside the house” and her father, Michael Ciminella, “was prone to taking hallucinogenics with friends on Saturday nights.”

Judd also recalls a painful memory of being sexually abused as a child.

“An old man everyone knew beckoned me into a dark, empty corner of the business and offered me a quarter for the pinball machine at the pizza place if I’d sit on his lap,” Judd writes. “He opened his arms, I climbed up, and I was shocked when he suddenly cinched his arms around me, squeezing me and smothering my mouth with his, jabbing his tongue deep into my mouth.”

The abuse she suffered led to a deep depression, which also stemmed from her relationship with her mother.

“I loved my mother, but at the same time I dreaded the mayhem and uncertainty that followed her everywhere,” Judd writes. “I often felt like an outsider observing my mom’s life as she followed her own dreams.”

Walkways should be well lit and solar path lights are the perfect choice, they use solar energy to charge them during daylight hours and they automatically turn on when the light goes down. This saves you money and time because you don’t have to think about turning them on each time. Outdoor lighting should be should be used to clearly mark ponds or other water features that could be very dangerous in the night.

Solar lights have come a fair way since just the static path light, they now include fairy lights which charge during the day, and you then have the option between continuous light and flickering lights to create a mystical feel. Not only do these lights look lovely in the garden they save you money on your energy bill, so you can be green fingered in your garden in more ways than one. This sort of fairy lights is also available in a range of colours making them the ideal outdoor party lights.

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Tea lights are always a popular option for dressing the garden when having a party outdoors, they create a magical atmosphere when suspended in branches but they can be dangerous if placed too close to dry branches. The other concern with tea lights is that over enthusiastic party goers will start burning bits of paper and other items which can get out of hand and be incredibly dangerous.

This does not mean that you have to steer clear of tea lights because you can invest in some LED tea lights that are battery powered but produce the same gentle glow that a candle would produce. They are of a similar size and shape and they come with a welcoming warm glow or multicoloured for a seriously funky lighting effect.

With so many new options for outdoor lighting there is no excuse for not being safe in the garden this summer.

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